colberts:

Cpl. Person: interjecting off-screen words of wisdom.

Hey, Brad! This guy wrote Beaver Hunt! Oh, shit! He must have those Polaroids of your mom.

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toewstoes:

Chicago Blackhawks’ captain Jonathan Toews scores a breakaway goal to win Game 5 in overtime to make the series 3-2 CHI. 

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sheercompulsion:

April 17, 2014: A Kane-Toews combo gives the Blackhawks a 3-2 lead (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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"I’m reluctant at this stage in the game to expose you to new ideas, but having taught you all history on a strictly non-gender-orientated basis I just wonder whether it occurs to any of you how dispiriting this can be? Can you for a moment imagine how depressing it is to teach five centuries of masculine ineptitude.

Why do you think there are no women historians on TV? I’ll tell you why: Because history’s not such a frolic for women as it is for men. Why should it be? They never get around the conference table. In 1919, for instance, they just arranged the flowers, then gracefully retired. History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.

And I’m not asking you to espouse this point of view, but the occasional nod in its direction can do you no harm.”

- MRS. LINTOTT (The History Boys 2006)

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zombres:

Can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joined hands that finally lifted Maria’s curse? I’d like to think so. There are some things that I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.

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"That was Patrick Kane copyrighted!"

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